After the 7th week of the season, we know who is bad. Everybody but one team be losing games, man. Oh, and YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHERE I HAVE AUBURN.
1. Alabama (7-0)
The Tide shutdown the Missouri offense, Tua got hurt, the Alabama offense slowed down. Oh no…
Last week: ranked #1, beat Missouri 39-10.
2. LSU (6-1)
The Tigers pulled an 2017 Auburn. They beat down the SEC East leader that hadn’t played anybody.
Last week: ranked #4, beat Georgia 36-16
3. Georgia (6-1)
Georgia beat Vanderbilt like Georgia should beat Vanderbilt but doesn’t always beat Vanderbilt.
Last week: ranked #2, lost at LSU 36-16
4. Florida (6-1)
As I said, they weren’t as good as that win over LSU because then they struggled with Vandy.
Last week: ranked #3, beat Vanderbilt 37-27
5. Texas A&M (5-2)
Texas A&M looks good one week and then can’t blow out teams they should. It’s been a very up and down year despite their 5-2 record.
Last week: ranked #6, beat South Carolina 26-23
6. Kentucky (5-1)
Kentucky lost last week, then had a bye week this week. How many of their fans just thought that’s what happens when basketball practice starts?
Last week: ranked #7, BYE WEEK
7. Mississippi State (4-2)
They didn’t play. Did anybody notice?
Last week: ranked #8, BYE WEEK
8. Auburn (4-3)
PAGING THE TEAM THAT BEAT WASHINGTON AND SHOULD’VE BEATEN LSU BY 20.
Last week: ranked #5, lost to Tennessee 30-24
9. Ole Miss (5-2)
Ole Miss should’ve lost to Arkansas. Like really. So I’m not sure what their 5-2 means.
Last week: ranked #11, beat Arkansas 37-33
10. South Carolina (3-3)
They showed some life. And they lost. That’s about what South Carolina always does, right?
Last week: ranked #9, lost to Texas A&M 26-23
11. Tennessee (3-3)
Man, the Vols sure are good, aren’t they. I’d put them at #1 if I could.
Last week: ranked #13, beat Auburn 30-24
12. Missouri (3-3)
Two weeks ago I said Missouri might be good. Then they lost at South Carolina, then they didn’t do much against Alabama. That was fun.
Last week: ranked #10, lost at Alabama 39-10
13. Vanderbilt (3-4)
Vandy gave Florida all they wanted, and then still lost by 10. That’s Vandy.
Last week: ranked #12, lost to Florida 37-27
14. Arkansas (1-6)
The best one-win team in the nation.
Last week: ranked #14, lost to Ole Miss 37-33
Do you agree with these rankings? What did I get wrong? Leave yours in the comments.