Yesterday, one of the greatest annual events in sports comedy happened. I’m of course talking about “The Running of the Gumps” at Alabama’s Fan Day. It’s where people line up for days to get the first shot to do their best 109-yard dash down the field at Bryant-Denny to get an autograph from their personal Lord and Savior Nick Saban. Wait, did I say 109 yards? Yes, I did, and so does Rod Bramblett.
Just picture the first guy as Chris Davis and the slow white ones behind him as Bama fans trying to make it stop. It makes it even funnier.