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The Condescending ‘Blogler Attacks the SEC

If you’re on the Twitter or Facebook, you’ve probably seen the latest popular meme (what is a meme?) called Condescending Wonka. Basically, it’s a picture of Gene Wilder’s Willy Wonka character with an entirely too interested look on his face, surrounded by some condescending phrase, making fun of all sorts of things. If you’ve read the ‘Blogle for a while, you’ve probably figured out that I am a pretty sarcastic and condescending person, so needless to say, these Condescending Wonka things kill me.

Like I said, they’ve been around for a little while now, and are tweeted and posted all day, so I’m sure a few of you are tired of them. But never fear, I’m here to completely beat the idea into oblivion by attacking each member of the SEC (besides Auburn) and their fan bases with my version of Condescending Wonka.

Enjoy, and if you have any ideas, post them in the comments or send me an email, and I’ll make one for it.

Alabama Crimson Tide

Arkansas Razorbacks

Florida Gators

Georgia Bulldogs

Kentucky Wildcats

LSU Tigers

Ole Miss Rebels

Mississippi State Bulldogs

Missouri Tigers

South Carolina Gamecocks

Tennessee Volunteers

Texas A&M Aggies

Vanderbilt Commodores

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Rick 03/30/2012 at 11:07 am

*I am not an auburn fan nor a fan of any SEC team, My friend posted a link to this page on his facebook.

Thayer 03/30/2012 at 2:15 pm

This coming from a Georgia Tech Fan

The WarBlogler 03/30/2012 at 3:16 pm

I’m not even sure what that means…

Tamara @ MockingbirdDont 03/30/2012 at 11:17 am

Loved these. The only other SEC teams I REALLY can’t stand are Bammers, Dawgs, and all the inbreds from MS. But I got a chuckle out of every one you did. Loved the “All Male Cheerleaders” dig at the Aggies. I’m looking forward to what they’ll bring to the conference and am already excited about the coming smack talk.

George 03/30/2012 at 11:45 am

Can we really crack on Ole Miss for being Rebels and having a black bear mascot? Is that much different from being the Tigers and having an eagle (or, for that matter, being the crimson tide and having an elephant)? I know the Auburn Tiger/War Eagle thing has more history and tradition than the Rebel/Black Bear thing, but it has to start sometime.

Adam 03/30/2012 at 12:38 pm

Auburn sports teams are called “Tigers.” Aubie, the mascot, is a tiger. Am I missing something?

WDE T 03/30/2012 at 1:15 pm

This guy doesn’t know what he is talking about. War Eagle is not a mascot. It is a chant. They are the rebels (we are not the war eagles) and use a black bear.

Stephen (@Walker_Stephen) 03/30/2012 at 1:28 pm Reply
Stephen (@Walker_Stephen) 03/30/2012 at 1:30 pm

PS – Blogle, these are awesome. Well done, sir, well done.

Still looking forward to funny pics of/with the bammer-Cam plates…

Inigo Montoya 04/01/2012 at 9:18 am

In politics, they call this ‘leaning into it.’ Get some light, empty-issued bad press that your enemies are starting to run with? Go ahead and own it. Embrace it. Make it work for you.

Well played, Blogle!

Blogle/Barkley for 2012!! All the way to the White House!!

Inigo Montoya 04/01/2012 at 9:26 am

Disregard the above post. Misread your blog article. Was thinking you were getting bombed on twitter.

A little dense this A.M.. Forgive me.

wes 11/19/2012 at 11:38 am

wheres the auburn ones? something like oh your 2-10? they will be soon…


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