Well, I took some chances in Week 3 and a few didn’t work out. And then some dumb teams beat some other dumb teams that shouldn’t be losing to dumb teams, and it got me four incorrect picks. I did have two games that I was a mere 3-4 points off from a perfect pick, though. Never question me.
Let’s see what Week 4 brings. I see lots of SEC matchups. I see a meh national slate. I see some chances worth taking.
Last week: 8-4 (66.7%)
This week: 7-3 (70.0%)
Overall: 40-13 (75.5%)
Texas A&M at Arkansas (Arlington, TX) – For some reason, Arkansas is wearing Dallas Cowboy replica jerseys. Dallas is in Texas. Texas A&M is in Texas. Arkansas is in Arkansas. I mean I know the Jerry Jones connection, but come on…
Either of these teams seem like they aren’t that terrible, and then sometimes they look terrible.
Texas A&M 27, Arkansas 20
Texas A&M 50, Arkansas 43 – SUCCESS!
UMass at Tennessee – UMass was ranked as the worst FBS team in football by pretty much everybody before the season. They are currently 0-4 with 4 semi-close losses. They are exactly what Tennessee needs after that loss last week.
Tennessee 38, UMass 10
Tennessee 17, UMass 13 – SUCCESS!
Alabama at Vanderbilt – Very rarely do I actually want Alabama to do what Alabama can do to certain teams. Sometimes it’s against Tennessee. Sometimes it’s Georgia. This week it’s Vanderbilt. They are 3-0 with a win over Kansas State and people have them in the top 5 of the SEC. Come on.
Alabama 31, Vanderbilt 7
Alabama 59, Vanderbilt 0 – SUCCESS!
Louisiana Tech at South Carolina – I didn’t expect the Gamecocks to lose to Kentucky. I don’t expect them lose to Louisiana Tech. They won’t make me wrong this time.
South Carolina 34, Louisiana Tech 14
South Carolina 17, Louisiana Tech 16 – SUCCESS!
Mississippi State at Georgia – Georgia played the Samford Bulldogs last week. Mississippi State played the Louisiana Tech Bulldogs two weeks ago. The Mississippi State Bulldogs play the Georgia Bulldogs this week. So much Bulldog.
I don’t have a clue how good Georgia is. Mississippi State pummeled a bad LSU. That’s probably the best they’ll get all year.
Georgia 31, Mississippi State 28
Georgia 31, Mississippi State 3 – SUCCESS!
Syracuse at LSU – The Purple Tigers won’t have the only reason people thought they were going to be good this year: Derrius Guice. They just lost 37-7 to Mississippi State. Things don’t appear to good for Coach O. Well, they do get Syracuse this week, which does sound cool, but they have a loss to Middle Tennessee, who has a loss to Vanderbilt. So it might not be all that bad in Baton Rouge this week.
LSU 28, Syracuse 13
LSU 35, Syracuse 26 – SUCCESS!
Florida at Kentucky – Kentucky hasn’t beaten Florida in the last thirty meetings, but they’ve been pretty close the last two meetings. Like Vandy, people are high on Kentucky for being 3-0. The should’ve lost to Eastern Kentucky, people. Either way, Lexington is excited and Florida is just barely limping along. I think I’ll call the upset and mess up at least one game.
Kentucky 27, Florida 24
Florida 28, Kentucky 27 – FAILURE
Auburn at Missouri – Check back tomorrow for my prediction in the game preview, but SPOILER ALERT: GET THEM OUT.
Auburn 42, Missouri 10
Auburn 51, Missouri 14 – SUCCESS!
Other Games of Note
TCU at Oklahoma State – Oklahoma State appears to be very good. Not as good as Mike Gundy’s mullet, but very good. TCU seems to be a nice little team as well. It doesn’t matter. Oklahoma State has the offense we all want.
Oklahoma State 38, TCU 20
TCU 44, Oklahoma State 31 – FAILURE
USC at California – USC almost let Texas beat them last week. A few miles down the road, Cal was beating SEC doormat, Ole Miss. I don’t know why, but I feel like Cal might be up after beating an SEC foe. Yeah, I guess I’ll mess up my picks again.
Cal 20, USC 17
USC 30, Cal 20 – FAILURE
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