I had absolutely nothing to do on Saturday but go get the family some biscuits, throw the ball with @BabyBlogle, and watch football. Therefore, the tweets were a’plenty. I actually tweeted during the game, which is a first, because I had to do something different to get things going. It didn’t work, and ended up bringing out the trolls. Just look at the replies. It was much worse than just losing a football game. Follow me.
GAMEDAY BAAAABBBBBAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! #auburn #wareagle #StateHate
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 11, 2014
Be on the lookout for these Auburn signs at @CollegeGameDay this morning. #auburn pic.twitter.com/3MFommTAIk
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 11, 2014
Using artificial noisemakers to create your gameday noise is lazy, which makes sense that the fattest state in the country would do it.
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 11, 2014
Dak is short For Dakota. That’s so Raven… #StateHate
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 11, 2014
There’s a “War Eagle, it’s what’s for dinner” sign at @CollegeGameDay. Stolen from K-State and still illegal. #auburn #StateHate
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 11, 2014
Cool to see that Gatorade commercial centered on Cam Newton. Probably wouldn’t have happened had Mississippi State’s money plan worked.
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 11, 2014
The new Auburn-themed iPhone cases from @scarletgoldshop are strong to quite strong. #wareagle http://t.co/CcXAxWrtuw
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 11, 2014
Is Dan Mullen wearing Airwalks with his suit? @CollegeGameDay #auburn #StateHate
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 11, 2014
Merriam-Webster defines “stark” as “very plain and cold or empty; unpleasant and difficult to accept or experience.” http://t.co/8E3MhuIT6r
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 11, 2014
Jonathan Papelbon will be making his @CollegeGameDay picks by which side of his crotch he grabs. Left for home team, visitors on the right.
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 11, 2014
Why is Papelbon dressed like an Ole Miss fan? @CollegeGameDay #StateHate
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 11, 2014
Desmond, Papelbon, and Corso pick Mississippi State. Kirk picks Auburn (ringing an Auburn cowbell). #wareagle
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 11, 2014
No joke, @BabyBlogle is fighting back tears like a man because "nobody every picks Auburn on Gameday." There has never been a prouder dad.
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 11, 2014
We were supposed to think Missouri was the leader in the SEC East because they only had one opportunity to lose an SEC games of far?
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 11, 2014
Is the game in Auburn? I have to get dressed. WE @fototodd: Waiting for the team at #Tigerwalk #Auburn pic.twitter.com/uf2qdR9ZyO
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 11, 2014
Because Miss. State fans condone stomping. WE @wareagleextra: Dillon Day got a huge ovation when he was shown on the JumboTron. Wonder why?
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 11, 2014
Yall hear this news about thousands of cowbells being loud? #auburn #StateHate
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 11, 2014
Same here. WE @JamesJones_55: First game I’ve watched at home this year. Reminds me how much I hate TV
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 11, 2014
Auburn has silenced the critics for a year and a half. Time to silence the cowbells. Lehgo. #wareagle
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 11, 2014
Should/could be 21-14. Instead 21-3. Just let State State and it will work itself out. #auburn #wareagle
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 11, 2014
Why in the world is illegal touching a loss of down?
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 11, 2014
We didn’t. It was already being reviewed. WE @CrittendenAU: @WarBlogle why in the world did we challenge it?
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 11, 2014
But really, why is coming out of the game for a step and turning around and going back in a penalty?
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 11, 2014
Auburn was inside the 10 yard line four times in the 1st half and got 13 points. That’s the story and a stat that won’t last. #wareagle
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 11, 2014
After absolutely going everything their way in the 1st quarter and being up 21-0, if I’m Mississippi State, 28-13 scares me. #auburn
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 11, 2014
They keep saying despite 4 turnovers, Miss St is still leading 28-13. No, despite the worst start in history, Auburn is only down 2 scores.
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 11, 2014
As gifted as their first 14 pts? WE @Huntertwitts: @WarBlogle three of those four times were gifts by MSU. That won’t happen in the 2nd half
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 11, 2014
Tell me one call that’s gone in Auburn’s favor. Just even like a little baby one. #StateHate
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 11, 2014
I will meet that ref after the game with you Gus.
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 11, 2014
This officiating crew would not have given David Tyree that catch in the Super Bowl.
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 11, 2014
My OCD is really tired of being on the wrong side of the 7. Had our chance there. Anybody feel me? #auburn #StateHate
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 11, 2014
Nick Marshall is the best QB in this game and it’s really not even close. #auburn
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 11, 2014
Nick Marshall’s arm being hit on a throw resulting in an INT does not negate the fact that Dak threw two legitimate INTs. But it’s my fault.
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 11, 2014
And Dan Mullen is crying.
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 11, 2014
21 of Miss St’s 38 pts came on a short field following a turnover. Auburn did not score the pts they could’ve scored. 23 not enough anyway.
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 11, 2014
There’s something to be said for half the state of Mississippi acting like the Berlin Wall was just torn down after beating Auburn.
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 11, 2014
Maybe I’m getting old, maybe it’s the playoffs, maybe I know Malzahn won’t sleep for 2 weeks, and I’m fire angry mad, but I’m not bothered.
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 12, 2014
Thx for the follow. WE @Steeevo24 @WarBlogle youre by far the most obnoxious representation of auburn on social media right now. Please stop
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 12, 2014
Pre-Sunday sunshine pump. WE @CrittendenAU: Gus is undefeated in the SEC when it doesn’t rain. Glass isn’t half full, but hey.
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 12, 2014
Yep. WE @CrittendenAU: I stood in the pouring down rain with @WarBlogIe against LSU, and Auburn played in Pasadena that year. So…
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 12, 2014
http://t.co/IsiWHRuXJA #auburn
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 12, 2014
Auburn hung on to beat Arkansas 45-21, so Alabama just blew out Arkansas 14-13.
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 12, 2014
You can be mad at Auburn right now, you can hate me because I don’t say the same things as you, but we might beat this Alabama team by 20.
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 12, 2014
This tweet has nothing to do with the Auburn game. WE @blakeells: HELL NO I AINT HAPPY
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 12, 2014
Gonna start the new season of America Horror Story right now so that my nightmares will be about it instead. #auburn
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 12, 2014
Seriously? The clown on American Horror Story has a noise maker that sounds like a cowbell? It wasn’t supposed to be Ike this. #StateHate
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 12, 2014
5-1 and… dang it. #bedtimepoetry #auburn #wareagle
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) October 12, 2014
