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Georgia Preview: This Ends Now

139794Georgia is no better than Auburn. In anything. Georgia has every one of Tommy Tuberville’s underachieving years every year. Mark Richt is all the things you didn’t like about Tuberville times ten.

Georgia is dirty. In fact, when I think of Georgia I picture silver-panted football players gouging somebody’s eyes at the bottom of the pile. I picture players dancing over a hurt player. They say this is a friendly rivalry, a rivalry of brothers. I say that ended when Mark Richt let his players go. It started then and it’s still going.

Georgia is a bunch of babies. It’s been three years since Nick Fairley bumped Aaron Murray’s back a little late (which he was flagged for), but it’s all you hear about from them leading up to this game. Auburn has some success, and Georgia fans feel threatened, so they attempt to deflect their own issues on Auburn. Aaron Murray and his brother is still crying. Did you know he still has a scar from Nick Fairley’s facemask? Well now you do, and he wanted to make sure you did.

Georgia is Alabama without an in-state rival to shut them up. Think about it. The residents of Georgia and Alabama are generally the same. Thanks to Mississippi, neither are the dumbest states in the union, but we’re all full of rednecks. Alabama has close to 3/4 of the state. Most didn’t go to college. Auburn has the other 1/4 of the state. Most went to college. Georgia on the other hand has nothing. Virtually the entire state pulls for Georgia, because the ones that did go to college weren’t smart enough to get in to Georgia Tech, so you’re left with 99% of the state pulling for one team. That’s more uneducated redneck fans per capita than Alabama. That’s hard to do, but Georgia does it.

Bo Jackson is better than Herschel Walker. Bo Jackson never practiced at anything, yet could do anything better than you, me, and everybody. Herschel Walker was a workout freak and still wasn’t as big or strong or fast as Bo. Herschel never hit homeruns in Major League Baseball. Herschel never won the state decatholon by only completing nine of the ten events. Bo was a better athlete, and more importantly a better football player.

Ok, that’s enough reasons why Auburn is by far better than Georgia. Let’s talk about football quickly because that’s how Gus would have it.

It doesn’t matter that most of Georgia’s players are hurt. Auburn has hurt players. Anyway, injuries included (but ignored because that’s football), Auburn is the better team. They are on a hot streak. They are running the ball better than anybody in the nation. Their defense still has the redzone on lock and buckles down when it matters.

7EJY_marshallreedIf we’re looking at like opponents, Auburn and Georgia have both played LSU and Tennessee. Auburn lost to LSU in Baton Rouge earlier this season with the 14 points scored off turnovers in the first few minutes being the difference. Georgia beat LSU by three at home. Right now, this one is a wash. One was at home. One was on the road, the first road game of a team still learning itself. Auburn would beat LSU if they played today.

Georgia was a fumbled touchdown run away from losing to Tennessee. Instead they beat the Vols in overtime by three points. Auburn beat Tennessee by 32. Moving on…

It’s a rivalry game, so not all logic can be used when trying to determine what will happen tomorrow, but everything seems to be in Auburn’s favor.

Jordan Hare-Stadium will be the loudest it’s been since 2010. This is the best Auburn team to play in the stadium since 2010. Auburn is one of the hottest teams in the country. Georgia is literally just limping along. Georgia inexplicably has owned the series as of late, winning 8 of the last 12 and 4 of the last 5. I can think of only three times when Georgia was obviously the best team. So we’re basically dealing with witchcraft or luck here. By the law of averages, it has to end.

It will end.

Auburn will throw the ball to start the game and silence critics that don’t watch football games. They’ll hit a big pass to Sammie Coates to open up the run game and run the ball to grind out the clock the rest of the game. It will feel a lot like the Tennessee game minus the scary first quarter. I’m telling you, it’s about to get live. Auburn wins handily.

Auburn 38, Georgia 20

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17 comments

AUChief 11/15/2013 at 5:51 pm

And I say, War Eagle to you sir!

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McFU 11/15/2013 at 6:18 pm

War Eagle!

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Joe 11/15/2013 at 8:14 pm

God, I love this blog. It’s like an alien country. Auburn fans have no sense of self. Psych books should add a separate chapter to include the Napoleon syndrome that is the life of an Auburn fan. The childish generalizations only add to the fun.

If Georgia fans are like Alabama fans without the in state rival to beat them up, then Auburn fans are like Alabama fans without the success.

I’ll give it to you. Auburn might win tomorrow. Auburn has played great this year. Auburn, historically, is a good team, though they have lost 6 of the last 7 to UGA. I don’t have a problem saying that Auburn is a good program with decent, though horribly sheltered, fans. You guys can’t get your heads out of your asses long enough to realize that sometimes you just get beat.

That some of your players are dirty, too. For the love, I looked at your preview from last year and you picked Auburn to beat Georgia LAST YEAR. Homer isn’t even a word to describe you guys.

Keep doing what you’re doing. It’s certainly an interesting case study in psychology.

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Brady 11/16/2013 at 1:26 am

It’s a website for Auburn fans to read and get pumped about the team. It’s like a highlight video. You can make the worse of teams look good, like last year. It’s hilarious how worked up y’all are getting over something that is obviously intentionally biased and for entertainment purposes

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dudemankind 11/15/2013 at 9:37 pm

This is the funniest piece of crap for a sports blog I have ever read. Go to college moron. DAWGS ON TOP!

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AUChief 11/15/2013 at 9:46 pm

Not sure if you guys noticed, but Blogle picks Auburn to win every game. This isn’t a blog about hard stats or deep professional analysis, it is about being a self-aware homer for self-aware homers. It’s not meant for you to like. In fact perhaps the psychological study should be done on the likes of you that get so worked up over a piece that is obviously blatantly hyping Auburn up.

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I don't care about either of these teams 11/15/2013 at 10:38 pm

But if an auburn fan feels the need to jerk it to this kind of sensationalist tripe, then it says a lot about their fan base.

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AUChief 11/15/2013 at 11:13 pm

Wut?

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DawgOWar 11/15/2013 at 11:43 pm

You obviously have a number of problems. You don’t know exactly how many problems you have because math is one of them.

UGA has won 6 of the last 7 (which includes 4 of the last 5).

That steak may or may not continue tomorrow. But understand this – at full strength the Dawgs would empty your stadium (again) by the midpoint of the 3rd Q. Dude, think about it. If you don’t win this year, will you ever beat UGA again?

In the meantime just keep replaying that Kevin Bacon bit from Animal House – Remain calm! All is well!

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DaBear 11/16/2013 at 12:14 am

Is this some kind of blogging bot that just spits out stupid shit? Are you even real?

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Big Dawg 4 11/16/2013 at 3:31 am

This guy must be on pain killers 24/7…I’ll be back saturday nite about 730 so we can discuss the facts of another aubie ass whipin’ coutesy of AM11/TG3 and UGA. BTW…the UGA pic at the top of this poor attempt at a blawg was the only thing worth looking at on this site…you need more UGA pics to class this place up a little…

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TigerEyez13 11/16/2013 at 5:58 am

An awful lot of dawgs feel the need to check out what is happening on Auburn blogs lately. When the dawgs are scared, the peek through the screen to see what their masters are doing. I understand that. They want to know just how bad of an ass whoopin’ are they gonna get for crapping the bed.

It is bad to be on the outside looking in. But that’s the way it is with outside dogs. They should be used to it by now.

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War Tiger 11/16/2013 at 6:24 am

Please remember blogger: Never go full retard!

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6ofthelast7 11/16/2013 at 7:30 am

Bo is better than HW???? Thank you for showing me why 2 drunks shouldn’t breed.

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You're a loser 11/16/2013 at 8:58 am

Auburn is Georgia Southern

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You stole our fight song 11/16/2013 at 10:46 am

This is deffentley a tipical AU fan! Georgia has its share of problems off the field but not on the field! I was there when Reggie Brown got cheeped shoted and was paralize and Auburn fans were yelling “Pussy!” You want to talk about class then it starts with your ass hole fans! And i support CMR 100% as well as most uga fans! Get your facts right you son of a bitch!

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AUChief 11/17/2013 at 5:49 pm

How y’all Dwags feelin’ today? I’m sure you are rationalizing things by saying Auburn is just lucky and blah blah blah blah blah. Auburn was in full control of that game’s entirety. It took a healthy bit of help from the officials to create that end game scenario (see: clear catch on the 5yd line on the first drive and then the phantom TD in the 4th), and still Auburn won.

But if throwing out the injury card and calling us lucky helps you get through this, then by all means carry on. Auburn was the better team. We have better coaches, better fans, and a winning record against Georgia.

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