Our beloved Tiger (he is not a mascot), Aubie, won his seventh, SEVENTH, UCA National Championship this past weekend. That is the actual number. SEVEN. He has been awarded SEVEN championships by one credible entity.
Here is video of the performance that won him the title. Have you ever seen a Chris Farley, Chippendale, fat-rolled version of Aubie? You’re about to.
I would like to give thanks to my family because without them all this would not be possible, to all my fans for giving me the support to compete at the highest level collegiately and also a big thanks to WarBlogle for naming me the tiger, not just another mascot. Peace, love and War Eagle!
Oh yeah… and I know everyone was turned on by my Chippendale performance so I’ve decided next season to feature it during football games. War Damn!
Those fat rolls really stick with you.
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