Each year at Alabama’s Fan Day, the best of the bunch show up and show us just how important the signatures of college football players mean to them. The pictures get better and better each year, although nothing will ever top this.
I’ve added captions to each picture that to the best of my knowledge were exactly what was said as they were being taken. Feel free to add yours in the comments section below.
Can I please touch your hand? Is this the one that signed all those jerseys?
Had to leave the wife and kid at home this year. Junior kept slowing us down.
Me and diddy made a ball out of wood. Took us like three hours.
That feels good, coach. Real good.
This line better get to moving. Those crops ain’t gon’ dust themselves.
Note: I will not make fun of this kid, but his parents need to be put in jail.
All pictures are from the Birmingham News. There are a few more over at al.com.
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I like how the kid’s brow is furrowed, and it seems like he’s looking at pictures.
the one of that kid is pretty brutal. i can’t make fun of signatures b/c i’m a huge autograph collector myself. the shame should be put on the marketing department who make it necessary for these guys to sprint across the field. you know they’re only setting it up that way for their own amusement. heck, now that i think about it….kudos to them. :)
can anyone spot/count the fanny pack(s)? Warm congratulations and a firm handshake to the first person to get them all…
I’m sure we’re vulnerable to similar catty remarks on our fan day, so I will reserve my comments for private conversations, but these pics say 1000 words. I would agree that the sprints are a good idea as long as EMTs are nearby and not on a smoke break.
The obesity epidemic seems to have hit Tuscaloosa particularly hard.
Where did you post the funny ones?
Somewhere between the 28 and the 27.
If this were a themed fan day, it would be ” Never forget….Cankles and Camel Toes”. For the love.
you must have stayed up all night with those. they’re sidesplitting.
Thank goodness ours is inside this year! I wouldn’t be going if I had to stand out in the sun!
I actually can’t joke on the wooden football. I have an Auburn one and quite like it. However the goofiness of the second picture is quite entertaining.
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If they had kept the suit store under wraps, they would not have to stand in line in the sun ;)
@ Brian Johnson- There at least three fanny packs on the blonde triple chinned woman(?) in the first picture alone. Am I close?