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A Few Captions from Alabama’s Fan Day

Each year at Alabama’s Fan Day, the best of the bunch show up and show us just how important the signatures of college football players mean to them. The pictures get better and better each year, although nothing will ever top this.

I’ve added captions to each picture that to the best of my knowledge were exactly what was said as they were being taken. Feel free to add yours in the comments section below.

Can I please touch your hand? Is this the one that signed all those jerseys?

Had to leave the wife and kid at home this year. Junior kept slowing us down.

Me and diddy made a ball out of wood. Took us like three hours.

That feels good, coach. Real good.

This line better get to moving. Those crops ain’t gon’ dust themselves.

Note: I will not make fun of this kid, but his parents need to be put in jail.

All pictures are from the Birmingham News. There are a few more over at

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ReTodded 08/08/2011 at 10:16 am

I like how the kid’s brow is furrowed, and it seems like he’s looking at pictures.

scottie b 08/08/2011 at 10:17 am

the one of that kid is pretty brutal. i can’t make fun of signatures b/c i’m a huge autograph collector myself. the shame should be put on the marketing department who make it necessary for these guys to sprint across the field. you know they’re only setting it up that way for their own amusement. heck, now that i think about it….kudos to them. :)

Brian Johnson 08/08/2011 at 10:36 am

can anyone spot/count the fanny pack(s)? Warm congratulations and a firm handshake to the first person to get them all…

AUjamstan 08/08/2011 at 10:37 am

I’m sure we’re vulnerable to similar catty remarks on our fan day, so I will reserve my comments for private conversations, but these pics say 1000 words. I would agree that the sprints are a good idea as long as EMTs are nearby and not on a smoke break.

WarDamnLegal 08/08/2011 at 10:53 am

The obesity epidemic seems to have hit Tuscaloosa particularly hard.

rent 08/08/2011 at 10:59 am

Where did you post the funny ones?

The WarBlogler 08/08/2011 at 1:15 pm

Somewhere between the 28 and the 27.

Seabass 08/08/2011 at 1:33 pm

If this were a themed fan day, it would be ” Never forget….Cankles and Camel Toes”. For the love.

AuburnAlbert 08/08/2011 at 1:51 pm

you must have stayed up all night with those. they’re sidesplitting.

Eleta 08/08/2011 at 3:57 pm

Thank goodness ours is inside this year! I wouldn’t be going if I had to stand out in the sun!

Brad 08/08/2011 at 9:37 pm

I actually can’t joke on the wooden football. I have an Auburn one and quite like it. However the goofiness of the second picture is quite entertaining.

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aujewel 08/10/2011 at 3:39 pm

If they had kept the suit store under wraps, they would not have to stand in line in the sun ;)

KoolBell4AU 08/10/2011 at 7:21 pm

@ Brian Johnson- There at least three fanny packs on the blonde triple chinned woman(?) in the first picture alone. Am I close?


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