This April Fools Day, Aubie decided to hide in the dirty undies, the whites, and jump out and scare unsuspecting elevator riders in the Athletic Department. You’ll recognize a few of the scaredy-cats, especially Tray Matthews, who haven’t seen jump that high since, well… you know
This can happen when the hams are under-trained, but we can’t allow the quads to become
weak either. Most power rankings will provide you a number to assign to
the home team for home field advantage. Fasten your seatbelts, ladies and gentlemen, for
you are about to discover some of the extraordinary characteristics of the number 9.