Following the BCS National Championship game, there were many pictures tweeted of everybody’s favorite yellow journalist and his head-turned scowl as he popped up behind Cam in the post game interview. I’m sorry, the pictures don’t do it justice. You have to see that little snotty piece of you-know-what in action. Many of you have probably watched this over and over on your DVR (I ripped this from mine), but I’m sure you won’t mind watching it again.
Watch how he pops up over Gene’s shoulder during the interview and has that look of “I know if he saw me, he’d probably kill me, but I’m gonna slide in over here anyway”. Once Cam shows on the screen, watch how antsy Thayer gets. It must be a real burden to have your own douchey-ness put yourself in the position to stand three feet from the person you’ve been bashing from behind a computer screen for the last few months, let alone a guy who could actually eat you.
My absolute favorite moment is when he puts his $10 RadioShack voice recorder near Cam’s hip as he’s being interviewed. Maybe he’s going to try to get some sounds from Cam’s stomach and see if he can determine if he was eating illegal mexican food the night before. Nah, that’s a stretch. We know he was just trying to get the latest quote that he could turn around and use against Auburn and Cam Newton. I’m sure we’ll see “It’s a God thing” turned into “It’s a God thing. I am everyone’s God and you should all worship me” or something like that.
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It almost makes you feel sorry for him – but he just isn’t worth it.
He looks soooo scared!! And it looks like he’s staring at Cam during Chizik’s whole interview. I had no idea that was him in the background…what a creeper!
I agree with you, CrazyT. He’s there b/c he needs a soundbyte for his story but you can see the look on his face that he REALLY doesn’t want to be there. Eyes nervously scanning the crowd, never actually facing Newton or Chizik. He knows what he’s done and the look on his face says it all.
This officially made my day! TSN here cut the feed as soon as the game ended so I did not get to see the post game… I could watch that thing on a loop while rubbing my hands Mr Burns Style . Muhahahha!
He keeps looking away because he does not want to be on camera and then he realizes it is done and that he will be recognized and ridiculed on blog sites such as this and then it’s what the heck and he gives the full facial and decides to scowl while Cam is on top of the world and beaming. Feel the burn Evans. This takes “in your face” to a whole new level. Looo hoo hoo zerrr. And rethink your decision next time you go to Supercuts. Leads us to wonder if that discount haircut could be the root of your anger issues.
You all noticed how more confetti stuck to his head than anyone else, right? My sources tell me his head is also very efficient at bothersome flies and small rodents.
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