Bruce Pearl Cuts His Own Birthday Cake
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Bruce Pearl was hired by Auburn on his 54th birthday. Following his introductory press conference, a reception was held inside the Scholarship area of the Auburn Arena where former Auburn center Asauhn Dixon-Tatum led the crowd in “Happy Birthday,” which I think was the third time it’s been sung to him by Auburn fans today.
Bruce was then forced to cut his own birthday cake. Making $2.2 million a year, he can afford to cut his own cake.
And then I ate some… Don’t tell Tony Horton.
