Cam Newton Issues Challenge to Calvin Johnson & You

Yayyyy, it’s Video Friday on the ‘Blogle! No really, it is. Anyway. As you know, Cam Newton is currently in the final round of the Madden Cover Bracket and is taking on Calvin Johnson. Today, he issued a video challenge to Johnson that starts with the line “Ladies and Gentleman, Boys and Girls, Little Children, Dogs and Cats, ” followed by about 2,827 “AKA”s. Awesome.

And wow, does this video give you more information about Cam than you’ve probably ever heard. You want his PS3 and XBOX gamer tag? He tells you. You want his email address? He tells you. You want to play him in Madden? He tells you how. He also confirms that he does not have a Twitter account, only a Facebook fan page.

Oh, and the Madden Curse that so many of you are worried about, he addresses it. Think about what you’re saying. You think a picture on a video game cover has anything to do with a guy’s health on the field? Are you serious? How long have you worshiped the devil? When was the last time you visited a voodoo priestess? Regardless, if there was some sort of curse (there is not), Cam is the man to beat it. You know it and I know it, so get off it and vote for him.

Quite possibly one of the best videos ever made. Ever. Guaranteed. Oh, and this isn’t the first time he’s issued a challenge.