Blogle’s SEC Picks, 2026 Edition: Week 2

The first week of the new way of doing things went pretty well. I mean, can you get better than 18-0 including a hit on the lock of the week?

We do actually have a few more watchable games this week, but some teams are still stuck in Fall camp scrimmages apparently.

This Week: 14-2 | Last Week: 18-0 | Season: 32-2 | Locks: 1-1

😴 SHOULD BE OVER EARLY – If this is close in the fourth quarter, somebody’s fired.

Western Kentucky at Georgia (11:45 AM, SEC) — Why do they keep getting away with this?
#DWAGS 48-7 ✅

Delaware at Vanderbilt (3:15 PM, SEC) — Quick, what’s Delaware’s mascot?
Vandy 38-13 ✅

Campbell at Florida (4:30 PM, SEC+) — Don’t try too hard.
Gators 45-0 ✅

Towson at South Carolina (6 PM, SEC+) — Why even play?
Cocks 48-10 ✅

Louisiana Tech at LSU (6:30 PM, SEC+) — I hope Louisiana Tech brings the Saints offensive line.
Purple Tigers 42-13 ✅

Charlotte at Ole Miss (6:45 PM, ESPN2) — How many Charlottes have attended Ole Miss in their history?
Rebs 48-13 ✅

👀 KEEP AN EYE ON ‘EM – Predictable, but there’s a chance.

Alabama at Kentucky (2:30 PM, ABC) — The Battle of the Bear Bryant-coached teams. Why does Alabama get to claim him?
Tahd 31-14 ✅

🍿 WORTH WATCHING – Actual football games between actual football teams.

Missouri at Kansas (Friday, 7 PM, FOX) — Can we send them back to the Big 12?
Yellow Tigers 34-31 ✅

Arizona State at Texas A&M (11 AM, ABC) — Hmph. Could be interesting.
Aggies 31-17 ✅

Oklahoma at Michigan (11 AM, FOX) — The football gods will not be kind.
Sooners 48, Michigan 10 ❌

Mississippi State at Minnesota (2:30 PM, CBS) — The Maroons go to some weird places… and usually lose.
Gophers 28-21 ❌

Tennessee at Georgia Tech (6 PM, ESPN) — Weird game of likely overhyped vs. can’t believe we lost to Deion.
Vols 27-17 ✅

Ohio State at Texas (6:30 PM, ABC) — How long will with Arch Manning pregame TV package be this year?
Longhorns 23-21 ✅

Arkansas at Utah (9:15 PM, ESPN) — Well this is weird.
Utes 27-14 ✅

🏆 GAME OF THE WEEK – (it’s always the Auburn game)

Southern Miss at Auburn (6:45 PM, SEC) — A worthy opponent to allow fixes but not good enough to capitalize on mistakes during those fixes.
Tigers 38-10 ✅

📺 BEYOND THE SEC – I guess they play football elsewhere.

Iowa State at Iowa (6:30 PM, NBC) – Alex Golesh coached at Iowa State, and that’s all I got.
Hawkeyes 10-9 ✅

🔥 Lock: Oklahoma over Michigan ❌
💩 Stinker: Campbell at Florida
🤡 Pick I’ll Regret: Texas over Ohio State