It was another 11am. It was another sun-based scorcher. It was another chance to watch an Auburn football game, though. I sat in front of easily the worst family of fans I’ve sat in front of in over 17 years of my North end zone seats. So that’s why the snark level was so high once Auburn came back and won. Then the tweets slowed down a ton because I fell asleep during the latest edition of the greatest series in the history of football. Follow me.
GAMEDAY BAAABBBBBAAAAAYYYY!!! #auburn #wareagle #BeatTAMU pic.twitter.com/mZQ8BCG5hc
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) November 3, 2018
I let @AuburnEinstein preview the Texas A&M game. He did an adequate job. Nothing like me, but good enough. #auburn #wareagle
TEXAS A&M PREVIEW: https://t.co/CHs472arpQ pic.twitter.com/GnCzuBPysr
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) November 3, 2018
Lotta Ags about. #auburn #wareagle #BeatTAMU
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) November 3, 2018
Today's SEC winners: South Carolina, Kentucky, Florida, Tennessee, Mississippi State, Alabama, and Auburn.
PREDICTIONS: https://t.co/SNxyhoCJZz
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) November 3, 2018
It is now “it was too cold to wear shorts this morning, but now my jeans are going to catch fire sitting in the sun all game” degrees outside. #auburn #wareagle #BeatTAMU
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) November 3, 2018
136th straight home game. 2000-present. #auburn #wareagle (@ Pat Dye Field at Jordan-Hare Stadium – @auburntigers for Texas A&M Aggies vs Auburn Tigers in Auburn, AL w/ @pastorsherill @jmlanders1) https://t.co/m2GXApKtSi pic.twitter.com/3ZN3CebcSX
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) November 3, 2018
Josh Bynes is today’s honorary mic man. #auburn #wareagle #BeatTAMU
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) November 3, 2018
FLYOVER. #auburn #wareagle #BeatTAMU pic.twitter.com/CSJYUuUCsJ
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) November 3, 2018
Lehgo. #auburn #wareagle #BeatTAMU
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) November 3, 2018
The guy behind me that says he could’ve completed that last incompletion wants to know what Auburn has to lose by putting “Malik Harris” in. Entry to Jordan-Hare Stadium should be merit-based.
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) November 3, 2018
Now that touchdown pass wouldn’t have even been necessary if “Malik Harris” stayed in. https://t.co/9pDsu3Y641
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) November 3, 2018
Remember guys, you just have to play better than the team given touchdowns. No excuses.
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) November 3, 2018
No way they just gave Auburn a positive pre-review call that will have to be overturned. Has to be a mistake.
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) November 3, 2018
Don’t worry, they did overturn it though. https://t.co/hnwKESQMMH
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) November 3, 2018
Dime.
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) November 3, 2018
Put in Malik Harris.
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) November 3, 2018
Auburn beats Texas A&M 28-24. The home team finally wins. #wareagle
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) November 3, 2018
Wow, a lot of people are cheering now. #auburn
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) November 3, 2018
Don’t leave early, don’t boo, don’t bash every play, don’t call for other players, because then that happens and now you look like an idiot. #auburn #wareagle
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) November 3, 2018
GOING BOWLIN!!!!!!
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) November 3, 2018
Family behind me the entire game: “I drove 6 ours for this crapshow, we got to be the worst team in football history. I pay for this. They play for free and can’t score touchdowns.”
After game: “LETS GO TO TOOMERS”
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) November 3, 2018
Celebrating the win. (@ Toomer's Corner – @aualumniassoc in Auburn, AL) https://t.co/E18vcQx0XW pic.twitter.com/vQBO4CGMWY
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) November 3, 2018
Aubie leading the effort at Toomer’s. #auburn #wareagle pic.twitter.com/teti4Yfin2
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) November 3, 2018
https://twitter.com/warblogle/status/1058815335875428352?s=21
Gus Malzahn is now 8-0 after bye weeks. #auburn #wareagle
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) November 3, 2018
Pretty safe to say that Will Grier won the Heisman tonight.
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) November 3, 2018
What is it called when the other team catches the ball?
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) November 4, 2018
LSU hasn’t scored a touchdown against Alabama in Baton Rouge since the 1st quarter of the 2014 game, but yeah this has been the “biggest series in college football in the last decade.”
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) November 4, 2018
Alabama has beaten LSU 8 times in a row and Tennessee 12 times in a row, but keep telling us how big those games are each year.
Why can’t seemingly rational people realize what Alabama is doing when they say those are the games that mean the most?
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) November 4, 2018