Week 5 Rankings

This will not stand, ya know, this (anti-Auburn) aggression will not stand, man. I will ensure that Auburn will not be left out of all the polls. Try as they might, they will NOT be left out of the WarBlogle.com Rankings. Let’s just pretend for a minute that I’m an AP pollster and act like this would be my ballot. I know it may be hard because I don’t wear a helmet at all times, or end every sentence with “dum-dum-diddayyy“, and I do act like I have watched a football game or two this season, but let’s just pretend, ok?

I know what you’re all gonna say, “this is a joke right”? No, it’s not. I don’t think about who has played who and who has beaten who, at least not directly. I rank teams based on who I think could beat who based on what I’ve seen, not based on the rankings that the teams have supposedly “earned”, i.e., South Carolina beat #4 Ole Miss, but this doesn’t mean they should be ranked that high because Ole Miss obviously wasn’t the 4th best team in the country. Anyway, without further adieu, I give you the first installment of the Blogler’s Rankings.

WarBlogle.com Rankings – Week 5