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Gameday Tweets: Auburn 34, Arkansas 3

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WarBlogle_twitter_newPrior to about 4 hours before the game, the service in Auburn was terrible all weekend. But like a light switch, it just flipped on and everything was brighter. Did I say brighter? Yeah, the sun was like none I have ever seen. I didn’t want to look at my phone. I couldn’t read it anyway. It almost melted in my hand. Have I told you that it was hot yet? And that was before my flesh melted from my body on the last drive of the game. Follow me.

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