The Most AUmerica Thing You’ll Ever See
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In conglomeration with the incomparable @AUlteredEgo, I give you Gus Malzahn riding an eagle, pumping an American flag. This is also known as the most AUmerica thing ever. War Eagle to your 4th.

War Damn America.