Because I have decided to coach @BabyBlogle‘s travel baseball team this Fall, and that means baseball on Sundays, I was unable to make the trip to Clemson. Away games usually give me time to watch tons of football and make fun of other teams via Twitter. But after only 24 tweets all day, I went with quality or quantity. And after you read these, you’ll see that I succeeded. Follow me.
GAMEDAY BAAAAABBAAAAYYYYYYYY!!! #auburn #wareagle #BeatClemson pic.twitter.com/TFuAx4Xn2F
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 9, 2017
Hey @ESPN @CollegeGameDay, THIS IS WRONG. PRINT A RETRACTION. #auburn #wareagle pic.twitter.com/WZykRlVJTK
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 9, 2017
For those in Clemson today, it would be best to just avoid this guy. #auburn #wareagle @BreakOrbitLive pic.twitter.com/DJNOGF3pNd
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 9, 2017
The entire @CollegeGameDay crew picks Clemson to beat Auburn tonight. But they also think Clemson leads the series so… #wareagle
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 9, 2017
Do y’all think Clemson looks at UT-Martin and kicks themselves for not copying every single thing about Auburn?
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 9, 2017
#SECFootballFever pic.twitter.com/yHZFHJlduD
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 9, 2017
Despite the disrespect of nationally televised record reversal, on this night, the Stormtroopers will be taking Clemson. #auburn #wareagle pic.twitter.com/NsVhOe5Ys8
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 9, 2017
But watch out because Clemson likes to drive their football team around the stadium in buses before the game. https://t.co/UH3Ue1AvMg
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 9, 2017
Never forget… #auburn #clemson pic.twitter.com/8W1M85tjUX
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 9, 2017
Clemson reads:
Other Sideline (@ClemsonTom) https://t.co/VXDmAtE14N
Stranger Things https://t.co/mm43CCMSjr
Preview https://t.co/hnT5tu2jp9— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 9, 2017
Reggie is really worried about smelly things. #auburn #wareagle pic.twitter.com/efNIWAqRQx
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 9, 2017
Go, partake. https://t.co/uquu2kaxAm
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 9, 2017
Clemson: where polluting the environment with thousands of balloons is okay. #auburn #wareagle
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 9, 2017
Lehgo. #auburn #wareagle #BeatClemson
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 9, 2017
The delay of game negated it, but that was a terrible spot on the Chandler Cox run. At least a yard short. #auburn #wareagle
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 9, 2017
What is intentional grounding? I apparently don't know. #auburn #wareagle
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 9, 2017
Rogers Redding says that because of the flea flicker, it is literally impossible for Jarrett Stidham to be called for intentional grounding.
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 9, 2017
You can tell a fanbase isn't used to success by the way they boo LITERALLY EVERYTHING. #auburn #clemson
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 10, 2017
NOT EVEN…
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 10, 2017
At the point of hoping for the opportunity of an interception.
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 10, 2017
Y'all aren't getting what I mean by this. https://t.co/kxMlccO3xz
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 10, 2017
Both teams got into the red zone twice.
Clemson scored touchdowns both times.
Auburn got field goals both times.
That was the game.— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 10, 2017
The Braves won.
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 10, 2017
I'm gonna hit the hay. I'm coaching travel baseball all day tomorrow, where every issue will be my fault and none of it will be execution.
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 10, 2017